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my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop


he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did you read the post

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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

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Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.



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I think my professor is a down low asshole and I’m going to have some problems with him. He literally had things due before we even started class

and just piled almost all of chapter 1 on us; I understand it’s college, but you can’t push all of this on us at once. People were still buying the damned

textbook for god sakes. At first thought he was pretty funny, but he genuinely picks on people and not in a nice way. We have workbook, online work, and textbook work are you mental sir?! Clearly he isn’t from my viewpoint because his smugness can only come from his oversized ego!


prepare and consume the orb

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Wood Sculptures by Willy Verginer

The wooden scupltures of Italy born Willy Verniger appearing simultaneously lifelike and whimsical. The sculptures are dipped in bold colors and patterned, adding some amount of surrealism.

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