"oh good you came out of your room finally"
"oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!"
"YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG"
"I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did you miss it while you were out for 4 hours"
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
Fuck white people. Just stop making jokes about people in general.
"USE THE LADIES ROOM!"
i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment
You think this is a fucking game